Tim Allen

The illustrious Lord Timothy Allen Dick was born into a noble family in Denver, Colorado, on June 13, 1953. His father, the esteemed Gerald M. Dick, was an accomplished real estate salesman who was tragically taken from Lord Timothy and his siblings far too soon in a collision with a drunk driver. Lord Timothy's mother, Lady Martha Katherine Fox, remarried her high school sweetheart, an Episcopalian deacon two years later. Lady Martha and her husband moved the family to Birmingham, Michigan. Lord Timothy excelled in his studies, particularly in shop. After high school, he continued his education at Western Michigan University and graduated with a degree in Television Production in 1975. In 1978, Lord Timothy was arrested on drug charges and served two years in jail. After his release, he took a dare from a friend and embarked on a stand-up comedy career, achieving much success.